unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

fionna-andcake:

gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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I used this on a powerpoint for school and no one laughed except my friend and I

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

remember when britney did the nazi salute on national television 

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

— (via solacity)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”